If you've never played Halo with Ramsey, I must say it's a swift kick to your pride. Unfortunately for Ramsey, however, he listens to me. Big mistake! Ramsey has yet to learn that I will lie, cheat and play dirty if it means easy victory. He's such a trusting guy; if i asked him if my chloroforming rag smelled fresh, he'd check for me. Of course, he doesn't need to worry about being unconscious around me. He knows I wouldn't rape him. I might, however, cut off his skin and make a Ramsey suit to parade around in.

Well... this went some place weird.